Sue the Ransomware - How's That Workin Out for Ya?

Maze ransomware has been sued for publishing victim's stolen data.
They're suing John Doe for injunctive relief and damages.
The anonymous John Doe.
I want to sue the anonymous IRS.

In related news, ransomware attackers are offering holiday discounts and greetings. This makes Black Friday even funnier.

Hey, Kids, it's us - the guys who encrypted your network and stopped business for a few weeks. We noticed that you haven't paid the ransom, and wanted to extend a 25% holiday discount! (and if you act now, we'll throw in the name of a reliable backup company)


While I'm chaining these together (very loosely), Starbucks devs left the API key in GitHub public repo.